All The Things You Can Talk About

Interviewer: What Is Your Greatest Regret? Gorey: That I Don't Have One

There Was A Young Lady Named Mae Who Smoked Without Stopping All Day; As Pack Followed Pack, Her Lungs First Turned Black, And Eventually Rotted Away.

I Thought I'd Be A Librarian Until I Met Some Crazy Ones.

What Is, Is, And What Might Have Been Could Never Have Existed.

The Suicide, As She Is Falling, Illuminated By The Moon, Regrets Her Act, And Finds Appalling The Thought She Will Be Dead So Soon.