All Of Life’s Riddles Are Answered In

Comedy Is A Distortion Of What Is Happening, And There Will Always Be Something Happening.

I Just Don't Identify Myself With A Place. I Just Don't Get It. Like, Why Am I Cheering For This Town? Towns Are Good And Bad But They Don't Have Principles, Constitutions. You Wouldn't Go To War For Your Town.

I Believe In Eight Of The Ten Commandments. I Believe In Going To Church Every Sunday... Unless There's A Game On.

I'm Not A Human Being. I'm Despicable And Disgusting - But That's Where The Money Is.

They Want Me On The Television Shows Now Because I Did So Well On Celebrity Assholes.