All I've Ever Done Is Try To

Concerned We're In A Time Where Politicians Can't Even Fake Sincerity. Aren't They Supposed To Be Good At That?

I Was Going To Do A Big Radio Show, And I Said To My Driver, 'radio Can Wait, Take Me To The Full House House.' It Literally Was A Drive-by. I Photobombed The Full House House Yesterday. I Took Like 20 Pictures Because I Thought I Didn't Look Good In Any Of These - You Can't See The House! You Gotta Really Show That That's The House!

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

I Think Comedy Is On An Organic Upsurge Right Now Because When I Started, It Was 1978 At The Comedy Store And Letterman Had Just Stopped Emceeing His Morning Show.

I Don't Like The Negative Of Reality Tv - The 'you're No Good, So You Have To Leave, I Choose You, But I Thought You Really Loved Me.' It's All About How Bad People Are And I Just Hate That. I Like Pimp My Ride Where Someone Is Helping Somebody.