All Geniuses Die Young.

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

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