After I Got My First Laugh On

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

If I Hadn't Had The Experience Of Being Famous, I Would Have Searched For It My Whole Life. I Would Have Just Gone On And On Trying To Find It.

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

I Really Lived Life To Its Fullest And That Got Me In Trouble From Time To Time.

I Am Fine With The Fact That Some Of My Hair Is Gray. If It Was All Gray Overnight, That Would Be A Scary Thing.