Advice Maybe Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.

There Are Two Kinds Of Fools: Those Who Can't Change Their Opinions And Those Who Won't.