Adam, Who Said To Eve, What Do

Ray Charles, Who Said To Stevie Wonder, Maybe We're White. Never Got A Dinner!

Simon Peter, Who Embarrassed The Other Disciples At The Last Supper By Asking For Seconds. Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

Henry Ford, Who Despite His Immense Wealth Never Owned A Cadillac. Never Got A Dinner!

Rip Van Winkle, Who Said, Don't Make The Bed; I'm Just Going To The Bathroom. Never Got A Dinner!