Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister

Nostradamus, Who Predicted That Billy Bailey Would Not Come Home. Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.