A Thing Of Beauty Is A Joy

I Often Say That If You Want To Really Want To Understand The Contract Of Marriage Just Ask Anyone Who Has Been Divorced. The Marriage Contract Is One Of Property Rights. Or Maybe You Can Look In The Bible To See What Adam Had To Say About Divorce Since Eve Was His Second Wife.

How Time Files When You's Doin' All The Talking.

I Got The Regular Call, That They Were Doing A Broadway Musical Of Hairspray, And Would I Come And Audition. I Was Familiar With The Movie, Because At The Time It Came Out My Lover Wrote For Premiere Magazine, And We Had To See Everything.

Actually, I Think The Average Voice Is Like 70 Percent Tone And 30 Percent Noise. My Voice Is 95 Percent Noise.

I'm Sure There's Going To Be Some Material From This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I Usually Use That Song To Just Introduce Myself To The Audience, Although The Patter In Between The Song Is Always Different.