I'm Sure There's Going To Be Some

Cbs Really Wants Me On Tv. That's Their Aim. My Aim Is To Have An All-gay Sitcom Someday, With Heterosexuals As Token Guest Stars. Let Them Be The Next-door Neighbors For A Change.

I Got A Lovely Check Today From Being A Writer That I Earned By Sitting At Home. That's Rewarding.

Well, I Always Looked At Mulan As A Movie About A Lesbian Coming Out.

As The Book Writer For One Big Smash And One Big Smelly Flop, I Always Wondered If Anyone Knows Just What Goes Into Making A Great Musical. When A Show Is A Hit, The Critics Trip Over Themselves Not Knowing Who To Laud And Applaud The Loudest. It's That Marvelous Score, Those Urbane Lyrics, That Irreplaceable Star. But Only When A Show Is A Flop, Does Anyone Notice The Book Writer. And Then It's Always Our Fault.

Theater Is My Temple And My Religion And My Act Of Faith. Strangers Sit In A Room Together And Believe Together.