A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

When People Hear Good Music, It Makes Them Homesick For Something They Never Had, And Never Will Have.

About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.

No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much; She Has The Book.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.