A Rabbit's Foot May Bring Good Luck

The Best Kind Of Onion Soup Is The Simplest Kind.

Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection. Gentle Exercise For Intellectual Debility.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Funeral: A Pageant Whereby We Attest Our Respect For The Dead By Enriching The Undertaker, And Strengthen Our Grief By An Expenditure That Deepens Our Groans And Doubles Our Tears.

Loss, N. Privation Of That Which We Had, Or Had Not. Thus, In The Latter Sense, It Is Said Of A Defeated Candidate That He "lost His Election".