A Politician Is A Man Who Will

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.