A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned.

Epitaph On A Scolding Wife By Her Husband: Here My Poor Bridget's Corpse Doth Lie, She Is At Rest - And So Am I!

If You Want A Neat Wife, Choose Her On A Saturday.

I Am In The Prime Of Senility.

He That Can Take Rest Is Greater Than He That Can Take Cities.

Tis A Well Spent Penny That Saves A Groat.