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A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.

Don't Take Life So Serious. It Ain't No-hows Permanent.

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

Having Lost Sight Of Our Objectives, We Redoubled Our Efforts.

When We Become Negative And Ungrateful, It Is Important To Remember... We Have Met The Enemy; And He Is Us.