A Man Always Remembers His First Love

Culture Itself Is Neither Education Nor Law-making: It Is An Atmosphere And A Heritage.

A Good Politician Is Quite As Unthinkable As An Honest Burglar.

The Average Schoolmaster Is And Always Must Be Essentially An Ass, For How Can One Imagine An Intelligent Man Engaging In So Puerile An Avocation.

The Martini: The Only American Invention As Perfect As The Sonnet.

New York: A Third-rate Babylon.