The Martini: The Only American Invention As

Looking For An Honest Politician Is Like Looking For An Ethical Burglar.

You Never Push A Noun Against A Verb Without Trying To Blow Up Something.

The Older I Grow The More I Distrust The Familiar Doctrine That Age Brings Wisdom.

For It Is Mutual Trust, Even More Than Mutual Interest That Holds Human Associations Together.

Confidence: The Feeling That Makes One Believe A Man, Even When One Knows That One Would Lie In His Place