A Lot Of The Time, I'm Just

I Did Masses Of Opiates Religiously.

I Mean, For Years [my Father] Would Been Doing Everything Imaginable ... From Speed To Downers To You Name It. I Used To Call That "changing Seats On The Titanic," And I Used To Say That I Myself Was Not Only Changing Seats On The Titanic But Dating The Crew.

I Feel So Agitated All The Time, Like A Hamster In Search Of A Wheel.

As A Matter Of Fact [my Mother] Is Very Happily Married. To A Very Nice Southern Gentleman Named Roanoke - Her First Non-jewish Husband, As She Likes To Say.

Females Get Hired Along Procreative Lines. After 40, We're Kind Of Cooked.