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So When I Was 24, Someone Suggested To Me That I Was Bipolar, And I Thought That Was Ridiculous. I Just Thought He Was Trying To Get Out Of Treating Me. But He Was Also Responding To The Chaotic Nature Of My Life.

My Heart's In The Right Place. I Know, 'cuz I Hid It There.

Instant Gratification Takes Too Long.

My Mother Certainly Loves Caviar, But I Think That's Generational - They Grew Up Thinking It's Romantic Or Sophisticated Or Something.

My Fear Is That I Will Be Crushed In An Elevator And My Mother Will Get Hold Of My Journals From My Adolescence.