A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

People Would Read All Kinds Of Reaction Into It, But Tracy Told Me Himself That Half The Time He Was Just Standing Very Still, Trying To Look Sober And Composed. That Takes Nothing Away From Him. The Fact He Got Away With It Was A Tribute To His Talent.

All Kinds Of Celebrities, Political Ones As Well, Are Increasingly Being Targeted. In This Country, With All The Countless Guns.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.