A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.