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There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.