A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet

When It Comes To Cooking, Five Years Ago I Felt Guilty "just Adding Water." Now I Want To Bang The Tube Against The Countertop And Have A Five-course Meal Pop Out. If It Comes With Plastic Silverware And A Plate That Self-destructs, All The Better.

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.

Once You See The Drivers In Indonesia You Understand Why Religion Plays Such A Part In Their Lives.