A Freudian Slip Is When You Say

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.