Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Ads Place 1222
A Crumb Is A Great Thing: If You Break A Crumb In Half, You Don't Get Two Half-crumbs, You Get Two Crumbs. Doesn't That Violate Some Law Of Physics?
-George Carlin
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
A Crumb Is A Great Thing: If
George Carlin
A Crumb Is A Great Thing: If You Break A Crumb In Half, You Don't Get Two Half-crumbs, You Get Two Crumbs. Doesn't That Violate Some Law Of Physics?
Views: 0
Topic
Law
Two
Half
More From George Carlin
There Are An Awful Lot Of Things In The Cut Of Street Drugs That Eventually Make You Sick. I Reached A Point Where The Skin Around The Edges Of My Fingernails Used To Hurt All The Time. And It Would Peel Away Easily. Now, That Must Have Been From Some Poison In The Cut.
Hurt
Cutting
Sick
People Can't Seem To Get It Through Their Heads That There Is Never Any Healing Or Closure. Ever. There Is Only A Short Pause Before The Next "horrifying" Event. People Forget There Is Such A Thing As Memory, And That When A Wound "heals" It Leaves A Permanent Scar That Never Goes Away, But Merely Fades A Little. What Really Ought To Be Said After One Of These So-called Tragedies Is, "let The Scarring Begin.
Memories
Healing
People
Hey! Who Stole My Collection Of Used Bandages?! And They Also Got Away With My Nude Pictures Of Ernest Borgnine!
Hey
Used
Collections
The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.
Life Is
Staying Young
Persons
In Football The Object Is To March Into Enemy Territory And Cross His Goal. In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home.
Baseball
Football
Home
Ads Place 3
Ads Place 2
Trending Author
Giorgio Armani
Aimee Mann
Francois Rabelais
Guy Kawasaki
Shimon Peres
Sylvia Plath
Category
Information
Ads Place 4
Ads Place 5