In Football The Object Is To March

I Kind Of Like It When A Lot Of People Die, And On The Other Hand I Always Wonder How Many Unused Frequent-flier Miles They Had.

My Father? My Father Left When I Was Quite Young. Well Actually, He Was Asked To Leave. He Had Trouble Metabolizing Alcohol.

Baseball Is The Only Major Sport That Appears Backwards In A Mirror.

I'm 60 Years Of Age. That's 16 Celsius.

The Christians Are Coming To Get You, And They Are Not Pleasant People.