List Of Lit Quotes

For Some Reason, President Obama Is Being Heckled About "don't Ask, Don't Tell," Which May Be Revoked. The President Wants Gays To Be Allowed To Serve Openly In The Military.

Once The War Against Saddam Begins, We Expect Every American To Support Our Military, And If They Can't Do That, To Shut Up.

Dan Rather Is Guilty Of Not Being Skeptical Enough About A Story That Was Politically Loaded.

Jobs That Cannot Be Delivered Must Never Be Promised. It's Unfair To Raise People's Hopes That Way.

You Could Put On Monkeys Jumping Up And Down And Get Bigger Numbers Than Msnbc.

It Won't Take Weeks... Our Military Machine Will Crush Iraq In A Matter Of Days And There's No Question That It Will.

My Tact Is That You Don't Change The Definition Of Marriage For One Group, Homosexuals, Because You Have To Change It For All The Groups. So You Don't Do It, Particularly If People In California Vote On It, Don't Want It, They Think That The Heterosexuality Is A Societal Stabilizer.

If I'm The President Of The United States, I Walk Right Into Union Square, I Set Up My Little Presidential Podium, And I Say, 'listen, Citizens Of San Francisco, If You Vote Against Military Recruiting, You're Not Going To Get Another Nickel In Federal Funds. Fine. You Want To Be Your Own Country? Go Right Ahead. And If Al Qaeda Comes In Here And Blows You Up, We're Not Going To Do Anything About It. We're Going To Say, Look, Every Other Place In America Is Off Limits To You, Except San Francisco. You Want To Blow Up The Coit Tower? Go Ahead.'

When I Die, I Don't Want My Demise To Be Used As A Political Rally, And That's What Happened Yesterday.

If The Americans Go In And Overthrow Saddam Hussein And It's Clean, He Has Nothing, I Will Apologize To The Nation, And I Will Not Trust The Bush Administration Again.

When You Call Us, Ladies And Gentlemen, Just So You Know, We Do Have Your Phone Number. And If You Say Anything Untoward, Obscene Or Anything Like That, Fox Security Then Will Contact Your Local Authorities, And You Will Be Held Accountable.

Lotsa People Want To Hurt Me. That's The Price You Pay For Being A Big Mouth.