List Of Heist Quotes

Do The Atheists In Wisconsin Realize They're Going To Hell? Did You Ask Them That?

It's Just As Much A Stretch To Believe In God As It Is To Be An Atheist

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

Making Fun Of Born-again Christians Is Like Hunting Dairy Cows With A High Powered Rifle And Scope.

A Preoccupation With The Next World Clearly Shows An Inability To Cope Credibly With This One.

The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From Good Friday To Easter Sunday During The Hours Christ Spent In The Grave.

I Will Be In Orlando During The Atheist Convention To Do My Best To Counter The Assaults Upon Christ Of The Atheists. I Also Plan On Running A Large Newspaper Ad In The Orlando Sentinel Addressed To The Atheists And Warning The Orlando Area Of The Atheists' Vile Plans For Their Children.

In Agony Or Danger, No Nature Is Atheist. The Mind That Knows Not What To Fly To, Flies To God.

If You Think God’s There, He Is. If You Don’t, He Isn’t. And If That’s What God’s Like, I Wouldn’t Worry About It.

No One Can Be An Unbeliever Nowadays. The Christian Apologists Have Left One Nothing To Disbelieve.

The Only People I've Met In This World Who Never Doubt Are Materialists And Atheists.