Yum-o! I Say This If Something Is

I Think That Celebrities Are Just People, Like Everybody Else, And They've Got The Foodie Bug In Them Too.

If You Want To Look At The State Of Humans, You Should Look At The State Of Animals First. People Are Choosing Whether Or Not They Can Feed An Animal And Their Family. And Every Shelter Coast-to-coast Is Stuffed.

I Never Do The Dishes, Because My Husband Has An Affinity For It. And I'm Also Not Allowed To Touch The Coffeemaker.

I Measure In My Palm And Use My Eyes To Estimate Amounts; A Tablespoon Is A Full Palm Of Dried Spices.

I Don't Have To Write Jokes. I Don't Have To Write Insults. If You Ask The Man Of The Hour In The Hot Seat, My Mere Existence Is Clearly Insult Enough.