You've Got To Put Yourself In Positions

There's So Much You Can Achieve With A Launching Pad Like Stand-up Comedy. You Can Literally Go From Acting To Hosting To Being A Personality.

My Dad Was Never Married. He Was Kind Of A Rolling Stone. But He Was Never Disrespectful. At The Same Time, Even Though He Had Women In His Life When I Was A Kid, There Wasn't Any Consistency.

I Shouldn't Have To Ask For Your Permission For Me To Put You In My Lie!

Almost Anything Can Be Funny If Said The Right Way - But It Has To Be Said The Right Way.

I Don't Write Material. Funny Things Happen To Me In The Course Of A Day, And I Just Make Notes.