You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats,

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

I Can't Think Of A Performer Who Is Better On Television Than In Person.

The Thing That You're Faulted On Today Is Not That You Are Too Tough, Or Not That You Aren't Careful. It's That You Might Have Been Too Soft. People Want That Red Meat Now Because You Have To Keep Up With The Mood And The Mood Today Is Harsh. It Really Is.