You're Wonderful. Unique. I Love You.

Half The People Who Snuff People, That's What They Want: Recognition. Get Their Picture In The Paper.

I'd Met Sharon Tate At The Cannes Film Festival.

Venice Is Like Eating An Entire Box Of Chocolate Liqueurs In One Go.

Never Demean Yourself By Talking Back To A Critic, Never. Write Those Letters To The Editor In Your Head, But Don't Put Them On Paper.

Most Contemporary Novelists, Especially The American And The French, Are Too Subjective, Mesmerized By Private Demons; Theyre Enraptured By Their Navels And Confined By A View That Ends With Their Own Toes.