You're Supposed To Have One Hand Up

And I Say, 'hey, Lama, Hey, How About A Little Something, You Know, For The Effort, You Know.' And He Says, 'oh, Uh, There Won't Be Any Money. But When You Die, On Your Deathbed, You Will Receive Total Consciousness.' So I Got That Goin' For Me, Which Is Nice.

Alcohol Is Really Just The Liquid Version Of Photoshop.

I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A Point Where People's Careers Have Reached Some Plateau And They Have To Reflect On Their Personal Relationships.

Sometimes I Snore, Like When I Get Really Tired.

You Know The Theory Of Cell Irritability? If You Take An Amoeba Cell And Poke It A Thousand Times, It Will Change And Then Re-form Into Its Original Shape. And Then, The Thousandth Time You Poke This Amoeba, The Cell Will Completely Collapse And Become Nothing. That's Kind Of What It's Like Being Famous. People Say Hi, How Are You Doing, And After The Thousandth Time, You Just Get Angry; You Really Pop.