You're Just An Empty Cage Girl, If

I Wanted To Do Something Creatively, Having Been A Beached Whale For Many Months And Nursing My Daughter.

So The First Job That I Got - My Father Got It For Me - He Had His Clerical Collar On, Was A Gay Bar In D.c., It Was Mr. Henry's Of Georgetown.

An Ounce Of Breast Milk Is Even More Potent Than The Finest Tequila.

At 15, I Knew Someone Whose Mother Cooked Macrobiotic, So I Persuaded My Mother To Go Macrobiotic With Me.

Tell Me You're Crazy, Maybe Then I'll Understand.