You're All You've Got.

Class Is Considerate Of Others. It Knows That Good Manners Is Nothing More Than A Series Of Petty Sacrifices.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.

Know Yourself. Don't Accept Your Dog's Admiration As Conclusive Evidence That You Are Wonderful.

No Person Who Can Read Is Ever Successful At Cleaning Out An Attic.

I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The Floor And All Hands On Deck.