Your Life Isn't Out Of Control. It's

Ranger Locked Eyes With Me. "please," He Said. Tank And Hal Were Goggle-eyed. They Weren't Used To "please." I Wasn't Used To It Either. But I Liked It. Okay," I Said. "be Careful. He's Insane.

Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold On, You're Not Pregnant, On Account Of You're Not Gettin Any.

You Can Get Through Very Serious And Sometimes Horrible And Sometimes Embarrassing And Very Awkward Situations With Humor. It Gives Us A Way Out.

I Checked My Phone Messages. Three In All. The First Was From Joe. “hey, Cupcake.” That Was It. That Was The Whole Message. The Second Was From Ranger. “yo.” Ranger Made Joe Look Like A Chatterbox.

He [ranger] Peeled My [stephanie] Clothes Off And Wrangled Me Into Bed. And Then Suddenly He Was Inside Me. He Once Told Me That Time Spent With Him Would Ruin Me For All Other Men. When He Said It, I Thought It Was An Outrageous Threat. I No Longer Though It Outrageous.