You Want To Make People Laugh And

I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe I Don't Cry Salty Tears As Much.

When I Was Three, My Dad Thought It Would Be Hilarious To Teach Me Swear Words, Then Have Me Say Them To His Friends. They Would Laugh And Laugh. I Realize Now The Laugh Was Pure Shock Value, But It Felt Really Good, And I've Been Chasing It Ever Since.

Men Like To Squash You. I Just Want Someone Who's Happy With Himself, Happy With His Life. He Doesn't Have To Squash Mine.

Also, I Learned Whether You Are Gay, Bisexual, It Doesn't Matter, You Know... Because, At The End Of The Day, They're Both Gross. But Mostly, I Learned That Elderly Black Women Are Wise Beyond Their Years... But Younger Black Women Are Prostitutes.

I'm A Very Ritualistic Person. I Have To Wash My Face Twice, And On The Second Wash Before I Rinse, I Brush My Teeth, Then I Rinse, Then I Floss, Then I Put On Moisturizer. I'm Ritualistic. Jewishness Is Very Ritualistic.