You Trouble Me So, Rand Al'thor. Light,

If You Fell Head First Into A Pigsty, You'd Try To Convince Everybody You Did It On Purpose.

A Pig Painted Gold Is Still A Pig.

As He Did So, A Wind Rose Up Around Him, Around The Man Who Had Been Called Lord, Dragon Reborn, King, Killer, Lover And Friend.

Anyone Who Claimed That Old Age Had Brought Them Patience Was Either Lying Or Senile.

Do Not Trouble Trouble Till Trouble Troubles You.