You Sounded Like Dolly Parton On Helium."

Not Everybody Is Perfect, And I Don't Think We Should Be Looking For Perfect People.

I Love Producing Shows. And So When You're On A Show Where Other People Are Making Decisions You Don't Necessarily Agree With It, After A While You Start To Feel Like A Passenger.

I Met Someone The Other Night Who's 28 Years Old, And He Hasn't Worked A Day Since He Left College Because He's Pursuing A Dream He'll Never, Ever Realize: He Thinks He's A Great Singer. Actually, He's Crap.

I've Had Botox, But Then Again Pretty Much Everyone I Know Has. To Me, Botox Is No More Unusual Than Toothpaste. It Works. You Do It Once A Year - Who Cares?

No, What I Am Doing Is Kind By Telling People Who Are Useless, "do Something That You're Good At".