You Shake A Slogan At An American

Everything Is Funny As Long As It Is Happening To Somebody Else, But When It Happens To You, Why It Seems To Lose Some Of Its Humor, And If It Keeps On Happening, Why The Entire Laughter Kinder Fades Out Of It.

I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

This Thing About Getting Rid Of A Man In The Cabinet Is All Right, But There Is One Bad Feature To It That Few People Realize. That Is, That Unfortunately Every One Of Them Is Replaced By Someone Else. If It Wasn't For That, This Resignation Business Would Be Great.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.