You See, Life Only Turns Out Good

Las Vegas Looks The Way You'd Imagine Heaven Must Look At Night.

We've Been Speaking English As A Second Language So Long That We've Forgotten It As Our First.

Your Being Born Makes Your Parents God. You Owe Them Your Life, And They Can Control You. Then Puberty Makes You Satan, Just Because You Want Something Better.

There Are Worse Things You Can Do To The People You Love Than Kill Them. The Regular Way Is Just To Watch The World Do It. Just Read The Newspaper.

Nothing Of Me Is Original. I Am The Combined Effort Of Everyone I've Ever Known.