You Must Judge A Man's Greatness By

We Do More Talking Progress Than We Do Progressing.

The Reason Political Party Platforms Are So Long Is That When You Straddle Anything It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.