You Might Have Seen A Housefly, Maybe

I Been Seeing Newspapers Every Sunday Morning, White Dudes Be In There In Their Drawers, Never Having No Bulge In They Drawers. Smiling At You. If I Ain't Have No Bulge, I Wouldn't Be Smiling!

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.

I Don't Think More Concentration Is Required For Robert De Niro To Do What He Does As For Jim Carrey To Do What He Does.

This Is A Regional Fair That Attracts People From The Surrounding Counties And From Further Distances. The Fair Draws People From As Far Away As Albert Lea, Owatonna And The Twin Cities.

If You're An Artist Like A Really, Really Long Time, It Stops Being A Performance. I'm Not Performing Anymore. I Reveal Myself To The Audience... I Show You Some Of Me. It's Not A Show No More.