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You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

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Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.