You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Kids Are Going Hungry Tonight Because You Just Had To Have Those Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That Beef Jerky And Moon Pies Are Two Of The Major Food Groups.