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You Might Be A Redneck If Three Quarters Of The Clothes You Own Have Logos On Them.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.

I Would Love For Someone To Offer Me A Serious Part In Something. I Don't Know If I Could Even Pull It Off, But I Would Like To Be The Cowboy That Rides Off And Someone Shoots Him Off The Horse In The Middle Of Town. Just A Serious Role. It Wouldn't Have To Be A Big One.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.