You Might Be A Redneck If You

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

I Was Talking To Alan Jackson. He Had His Second Greatest Hits Album. He Said, You Don't Ever Get Into This Really Thinking You're Gonna Make It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Tore Her Best Dress Coon Hunting.