You Might Be A Redneck If You've

Find Something In Life That You Love Doing. If You Make A Lot Of Money, That's A Bonus, And If You Don't, You Still Won't Hate Going To Work.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.