You Might Be A Redneck If It's

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Moved To Tears Every Time You Hear Dolly Parton Singing I Will Always Love You.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Vehicle Has A Two-tone Paint Job - Primer Red And Primer Gray.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.