You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That The Styrofoam Cooler Is The Greatest Invention Of All Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.